He finds internet results that are disconcertingly rel-le-vant
MUH GROO BULL
one time i got mad playing a video game, so i slammed my foot down in protest of being spawn killed and next thing i knew my coffee table was folded in to the ground from the middle. rest in pieces bitch.
Do not spawn kill. You wouldn’t want the blood of someone’s coffee table on your hands.
We live in the strangest of parallel universes.
this isn’t satire oh my godNew pink washing lows
Once again, reality depressingly beats The Onion at its own game.
Read them all here, I felt like this should be remembered somewhere because it’s really good.
If you try to tell me the Hunger Games isn’t good enough to go toe-to-toe with shit like 1984, Lord of the Flies, and Farenheit 451 then we are gonna have to throw the fuck down
This. All of this. It applies to shoujo manga and anime as well.
very interested in exploring the depths of this conversation vis a vis games.
Incisive. That was a good read.
Halloween display fell over
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
He died as he lived.
Because I have a use for you, human.
(which is to bring me food)
(my most popular post by a large margin)
"The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pendants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain."
Ursula K. Le Guin (via observando)
All Ursula. All the time.